so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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