he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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