So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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