yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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