they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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