If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
