He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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