im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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