she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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