i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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