do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My balls are so social today.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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