Where is the hickey?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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