Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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