is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
