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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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Brilliant!

Submitted by parsons41286 on Sep 9, 10 at 2:18pm

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That's what u get for not putting your phone on silent for a staff meeting !

Submitted by Ash77 on Sep 9, 10 at 4:44pm

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Promotion?

Submitted by therealwillsmith on Sep 9, 10 at 3:32pm

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Wanna get away?...

Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 9, 10 at 2:35pm

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that guy has moved instantly to champion status. way to set the bar for all of us!

Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 9, 10 at 3:33pm

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Well played sir... Well played

Submitted by pinkpandas on Sep 9, 10 at 4:44pm

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change his fb pic to his O face

Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 9, 10 at 5:56pm

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That all depends on how good or bad your orgasm voice is

Submitted by ck24 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:17pm

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Awesome!!!

Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Sep 9, 10 at 2:42pm

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Epic

Submitted by dieselkinevel on Sep 9, 10 at 2:35pm

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- Fucking drone. End the e word usage
  
  Submitted by Bridgebomber on Sep 10, 10 at 1:08am
  
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  - shut up
    
    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 10, 10 at 3:32am
    
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Wow! Hilarious! Simply hilarious!

Submitted by blite on Sep 9, 10 at 2:48pm

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Epic Win!

Submitted by thundermedic on Sep 9, 10 at 2:47pm

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that is so gangsta. this is my new goal

Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 9, 10 at 2:35pm

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someone was extra horny last night.

Submitted by britishaccent on Sep 10, 10 at 10:24am

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whys it gotta be a BLACKberry?!?!?!

Submitted by joey38 on Sep 9, 10 at 10:13pm

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- Shut up -_-
  
  Submitted by Keerow on Sep 24, 10 at 2:34am
  
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Dealbreaker!

Submitted by rjgree4 on Sep 10, 10 at 12:18am

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Read this out to my bf. And also hiding my phone any time there's gonna be sex as he thought it would be a good thing to do to me.

Submitted by Cattster on Sep 13, 10 at 8:26am

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Stepdog, how is this "clearly fake"? Just wondering.

Submitted by MonstrousMeagan on Sep 9, 10 at 5:28pm

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Genius!

Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 13, 10 at 8:40pm

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lmfaoooooooo dats to funny

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 10 at 10:09pm

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pwnd!

Submitted by thebatman on Sep 23, 10 at 5:59pm

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Well played!!!

Submitted by TRUBLE on Sep 13, 10 at 6:46am

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this was on fml but still funny

Submitted by pocketmonster151 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:38pm

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- That's what I thought too.
  
  Submitted by yogahunni on Sep 9, 10 at 7:15pm
  
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Haha bet you were pissed

Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Oct 3, 10 at 10:22pm

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FYL!

Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 9, 10 at 9:21pm

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That is so EPIC!!!

Submitted by oakleyshades on Sep 9, 10 at 6:23pm

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- Ughhh, see above.
  
  Submitted by Bridgebomber on Sep 10, 10 at 1:10am
  
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Priceless!!

Submitted by ohhelllex on Oct 4, 10 at 12:08am

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Win:D

Submitted by ithosetexts on Oct 29, 10 at 12:35am

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Nooooo....

Submitted by MuffinW on Sep 9, 10 at 3:22pm

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My hero

Submitted by gearhead on Sep 12, 10 at 1:02pm

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This sounds very familiar. Was it on FML?

Submitted by yogahunni on Sep 9, 10 at 7:13pm

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that's soooo perfect

Submitted by charliesac00lkid on Sep 9, 10 at 9:12pm

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Lol @ Ash77

Submitted by Raven0024 on Sep 9, 10 at 10:30pm

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did you tell them that they could hear that too, in person... promotion! ;)

Submitted by hottie1 on Sep 11, 10 at 11:09pm

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Repeat?

Submitted by Nemu on Sep 10, 10 at 12:26pm

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Classic and inventive now come on your can't say that wasn't a bad idea

Submitted by crimsonruger on Sep 9, 10 at 9:13pm

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BEST TEXT ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!

Submitted by anonuhmus on Sep 9, 10 at 11:16pm

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- No, this one is...\nhttp://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-20421.html
  
  Submitted by Keerow on Sep 24, 10 at 2:32am
  
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most amazing text EVER!!

Submitted by theladylemonshow on Sep 9, 10 at 8:47pm

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That's freaking great stuff

Submitted by hogfan1 on Sep 9, 10 at 9:33pm

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Clever. Clever.

Submitted by v1a2g3i4n5a on Sep 9, 10 at 7:50pm

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Score!!!!!!!!

Submitted by MCDCgirl998 on Sep 27, 10 at 2:38pm

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guess she shoulda locked her phone. most peeps with a blackberry have it lock automatically.

Submitted by doyphoto on Sep 9, 10 at 9:46pm

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This should be on FML dumbass.

Submitted by Dua on Sep 20, 10 at 5:57pm

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this would make a perfect fml.

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 10 at 10:03pm

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Haha is his name in your phone as Mr. Big Cockness?

Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Sep 10, 10 at 2:10am

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That's amazing! Best one of the day!!

Submitted by anconley on Sep 10, 10 at 12:03pm

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Clearly fake

Submitted by stepdog on Sep 9, 10 at 4:56pm

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Well if was a great orgasm, I would have put it on MY phone and made it MY ringtone, just to brag.

Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 22, 10 at 10:59am

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Oh shit!!

Submitted by cweis21 on Sep 9, 10 at 10:46pm

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Fucking epic

Submitted by dodgeman on Sep 11, 10 at 3:06am

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First.

Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 19, 12 at 2:59pm

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reminds me of sherlock holmes bbc

Submitted by iamking123 on Mar 2, 12 at 2:41am

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