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(716): View more from New York

When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.

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