Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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