brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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