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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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