the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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