The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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