I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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