I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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