We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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