I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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