What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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