I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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