I think I won the penis lottery.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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