A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My dick has a subreddit
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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