North Korea, Best Korea!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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