i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We need a shit load of segways right now
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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