Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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