if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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