I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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