Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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