So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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