the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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