Can i not drive my cunt home
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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