I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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