yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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