She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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