yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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