If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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