Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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