its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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