Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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