so that wasnt chicken after all
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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