I just made out with a guy for $7.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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