i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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