so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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