goodnight i made you a song goodbye
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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