She's JV to your varsity
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
God, I missed his penis.
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