HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
this will be a night to untag.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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